Saturday, July 31, 2010

PULL IN DAY: 5 YEARS LATER





Five years ago, the USS Carl Vinson (CVN-70) pulled into Norfolk, VA off of her World Cruise.                                                                                                                            
I was a part of that crew.

Thursday, July 29, 2010

DEBATE DE INMIGRACIÓN




En el 29 de octubre de 2009, me habló en un panel con los estudiantes que representaron LULAC de UNT. El tema fue la reforma migratoria.
¿Qué coño....? Un momento por favor.
¡Ah, mi computadora es la escritura en español! Ja, ja, ja, ja…
Me gustaría seguir escribiendo esto en español (un idioma muy bonito y útil para aprender por el camino), pero los gringos no entenderían lo que estoy tratando de expresar aquí. Estoy seguro de que podría escribir esta obra en español, pero... Prefiero no intentarlo.
Vamos a poner de nuevo a la lengua inglés. Dame un momento para hacer los cambios.
Establecer el idioma a inglés
Uno…. Dos…. Tres….
El zorro café rapído saltó por encima de los perros vagos.
Hmmmm… un MAS momento por favor…..
(SMASH! SMASH!)
One…. Two… Three…
The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dogs.
When in doubt, most problems can be solved with a wrench.

Wednesday, July 28, 2010

A REVIEW OF PRIMARY SEASON (PART 3)


SOUTH CAROLINA


Tuesday, July 27, 2010

TONY HAYWARD: YOU’RE FIRED




Sunday, July 25, 2010

A REVIEW OF PRIMARY SEASON (PART 2)





NEVADA: THERE IS RIGHT AND THEN THERE IS RIGHT OFF THE HOOVER DAM

A REVIEW OF PRIMARY SEASON 2010 (PART 1)




RAND PAUL: PWNED



Friday, July 23, 2010

TIM RUSSERT WOULD BE PROUD




Rep. Charlie B. Rangel (D-NY 15) has been charged with several ethics violations by a House committee. 

Despite his long and proud career such as the founding member of the Congressional Black Caucus, it appears that his career may come to a less than favorable conclusion.


OVERREACTION OR THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK?




The twenty-four hour news cycle reported the resignation of USDA Employee Shirley Sherrod based on a speech she gave that had hints of anti-white sentiments.

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

SUPER BOWL SHADOWS FUTURE NFL LABOR PROBLEMS




I penned this piece and sent it to the North Texas Daily before the last Super Bowl. It did not get published in the paper. I guess they prefer to talk about the zombie apocalypse than actual news stories.

Monday, July 19, 2010

GOVERNOR CHICKEN





NAACP v. TEA PARTY



On July 13, the NAACP voted to approve a resolution condemning the racist element in the Tea Party.
The Tea Party was shocked that they were called racist. (REALLY…?!)
Tina Fey Lisa Ann Sarah Palin issued a statement in their defense:
“I am saddened by the NAACP's claim that patriotic Americans who stand up for the United States of America's Constitutional rights are somehow ‘racists.’”- Sarah Palin, Facebook note, reported by Huffington Post

Sunday, July 18, 2010

OH GOD… HERE WE GO AGAIN…




Just recently, it was announced that the President will be giving another back to school speech to students.
You know what that means.
Here we go again…

Monday, July 12, 2010

BP: YOU SUCK AT LIFE



APPROPRIATE ALTERNATE TITLES

BP: YOU STILL SUCK
BP: EPIC FAIL
BP: BEST POLLUTER
BP: @#$**&@#&^?!!!
BP: BASTARD PIGS

Saturday, July 10, 2010

AND YET ANOTHER RANT ABOUT LGBT RIGHTS




And you thought that I was through commenting about LGBT Rights?

I CALL IT HOW I SEE IT


Recently there was an article in the magazine Bitch that I would like to comment about. 

What?

That is the name of the magazine: Bitch.

OK, don't believe me, here.


Wednesday, July 7, 2010

HERE IS A CONCEPT: NOT EVERY WOMAN IS A SIZE 2



Monday, July 5, 2010

THE KAGAN CONFIRMATION HEARING




LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE NEXT GOVERNOR OF THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS






Thursday, July 1, 2010

TEXAS STATE PARTY PLATFORMS




CANADA DAY 2010