APPROPRIATE ALTERNATE TITLES
BP: YOU STILL SUCK
BP: EPIC FAIL
BP: BEST POLLUTER
BP: @#$**&@#&^?!!!
BP: BASTARD PIGS
We
are approaching the 3 month anniversary of the Deepwater Horizon Explosion,
Sinking, and subsequent Oil Spill. I am certain that my loyal readers are
wondering, “Michael, how come I have not
seen more rants about this. This would be perfect for you.”
Here
is what the postings would look like:
Day
67: Oil leaking in the Gulf. More dead marine life washing up on shore. BP (at
11:15 of the clip): “What Jon Stewart
says!”
Day
68: Oil leaking in the Gulf. Another well know Republican apologizes to BP. BP
and the Republican Party (at 11:15 of the clip): “What Jon Stewart
says!”
Day
69: Oil leaking in the Gulf. Tar balls wash up on shore hundreds of miles away
from the spill. BP (at 11:15 of the clip): “What Jon Stewart
says!”
Day
70: Oil leaking in the Gulf. Clean up workers not being offered protective
equipment. Being told if they complain, they’ll be fired. BP (at 11:15 of the
clip): “What Jon Stewart
says!”
Day
71: Oil leaking in the Gulf. Tropical Storms forming. Could possibly wash the
oil further inland. Gov. Jindal (R-LA) begs the federal government to do
something (wait, didn’t he say the stimulus was a waste?). BP (at 11:15 of the
clip): “What Jon Stewart
says!”
Notice
the pattern?
Well,
the plan now is to have a new containment
cap in place by Monday or Tuesday. The two relief wells are planned to be in
place by mid-August.
Well…
unless a hurricane disrupts those operations.
There
have been two storms (Hurricane Alex, TD 2)
that have made landfall this season. Fortunately they formed in the western
Gulf of Mexico and hit along the Texas-Mexico border. A storm following the path of Katrina would cause the whole
operation to be suspended. If that happens, that means more oil would flow into
the Gulf and could possibly wash further inland wherever the storm landed on
the coast.
When
BP speaks about their plans to stop the leak, has anyone else heard this
familiar tune?
That’s
the tune of: “We-don’t-know-what-the-hell-we-are-doing.
We’re-running-around-like-chickens-with-our-heads-cut-off.”
Obviously
that seems to be the plan to me. I mean, if your plan to clean up a Gulf of Mexico spill
that includes protecting WALRUSES (last time I checked walruses did not live in
the Gulf of Mexico), use a nuclear bomb to
plug the leak
(downright stupid), or not
protecting the people cleaning up this mess, it shows to me that you were
clearly not prepared for this.
Or
worst, just abject ignorance to someone in your company who might have said, “Sir, here is a plan to clean up a worst
case scenario Gulf of Mexico oil spill.”
Or,
“Sir, here is plan to make sure our oil
wells in the Gulf are safe to operate in order to prevent a worst case scenario
spill.”
“Good, we’ll just file
this under S.”
S
for Shredder.
In
closing I almost have stopped paying attention to this story. Not because I
don’t care, it is just that I sadden by hearing the story how Louisiana was
THIS close to fully recovering emotionally from Katrina. I cannot stand to see
the shots of the wildlife harmed by the spill. I had to muster the courage to
post that picture. Now, the way of life of the fishermen has been grossly
disrupted. The Gulf Coast region can recover from hurricanes; those are
expected. This… I don’t know. Nature is a resilient son-of-a-bitch, but human-made
disasters of this magnitude (this was one, not an Act of God
Governor Perry)
are tough to recover from (Chernobyl).
There
is really nothing more that I can say.
Oh…
From
a megaphone:
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