THIS PERSON WANTS TO BE A SENATOR?

Ladies and gentlemen, the wit and wisdom that is Christine O’Donnell.

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Ms. O’Donnell, what percentage of your campaign funds is from the people of the great state of Delaware?

Ms. O’Donnell, currently the National Defense Authorization Act of 2011 is stalled due to the bill containing language that would end “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell.” Would you vote in favor of ending DADT?

Huh… interesting… next question…

Well… we already know your positions on sex…

And about AIDS… well we don’t want to know what you think.

Ms. O’Donnell, there is no need to speak on the issue… moving to the next question…

Okay… that’s enough…

Next (dear Lord)… Where do you think the boundaries of science should be? Is it right to use stem cells in order to discover cures for paralysis? What about cloning?

"They are -- they are doing that here in the United States. American scientific companies are cross-breeding humans and animals and coming up with mice with fully functioning human brains. So they're already into this experiment."

Ohhh…kay…

I am starting to get a headache…

All right… another question: The First Amendment and the Separation of Church and State

Ms. O’Donnell, I happen to have a copy of the Constitution right here:

First Amendment

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

In fact, many of your supporters have the Constitution of the United States all wrong.

Ugh…

You know what… I thought I would never say this, but I agree with Karl Rove.