I
have been a fan of this thing since I was a kid.
The
last time Dallas was in the Super Bowl: January 1996.
I
was in the 6th grade.
I
can't spin this into a positive.
I
can pretty much sum up what 2014 has in store for the Dallas Cowboys.
You
can expect a lot of high scoring games because Owner Jones failed to put
together a defense over the past couple of drafts. I could see this team
leading the league in scoring AND giving up the most points.
This
is the season that the Cowboys will play the AFC South so there are three wins
right there.
Unfortunately,
they have the NFC West which has the 49ers and Seahawks who played in the NFC
Title Game which was the de facto Super Bowl given how lopsided the actual
Super Bowl was. Arizona won 10 games, but due to tiebreakers and the bad luck
of being in the NFC West missed the playoffs. Then there are the Rams who
finished 7-9 and are better than the other 7 teams that finished in their
division in last place. If the Cowboys earn a split, that would be a plus.
Place
games (2 games every season based on where your team finished the previous
season): They will lose to the Bears. Another December game at night in
Chicago. They will lose to New Orleans in Dallas. Drew Brees will tear the
Cowboys secondary up and is 4-1 as the Saints starter vs. Dallas.
So
that leaves the NFC East which is made up of New York, Philadelphia, and Washington
which each team has made some improvement. The Giants despite their 0-6 start
won 7 of their last 10. The Eagles might have found their starting quarterback
in Nick Foles. Washington has a healthy Robert Griffin III and DeSean Jackson
headed to DC and remains in the NFC East.
Here
is how the schedule will work out.
Cowboys
will start the season 3-0 with an upset win over the 49ers, blow out the Titans
50-19, and beat the Rams.
Week
4 is when your friend who drafted DeMarco Murray breaks his phone because he
started Murray in anticipation that he would get a lot of touches to keep Drew
Brees off the field. Nope. Murray only carries the ball 5 times for 20 yards.
Jason Garrett's timeout mismanagement boggles Al Michaels to where he almost
has a stroke on air. Saints win the game 45-38.
The
next week they beat Houston 30-16, but lose to Seattle 35-20 as Richard Sherman
holds Dez Bryant to 4 catches for 30 yards and no touchdowns. The television
microphones catch Bryant uttering a swear word as he slams his helmet down onto
the bench. The NFL would fine Bryant for his outburst, but the game aired on
Fox so who was watching.
Cowboys
lose to the Giants in Week 7 in another "the defense was highly suspect
coming into the season" game and this proves it. During the Fox postgame
show, Jimmy Johnson says that in all his years watching and coaching football
in both college and the pros the 2014 Dallas Cowboys are the worst defense he
has ever seen. Johnson said his first year in Dallas had a better defense. That
was in 1989 when the team went 1-15.
The
Tuesday after the game your co-worker who drafted Dallas D/ST finally cuts the player
from his fantasy roster when he finally realized that DeMarcus Ware plays for
Denver and Sean Lee was hurt during minicamps. You almost told him the truth,
but with holding that information has led to you being in first place in your
division.
On
Monday Night Football the following week, Romo has one of those games where he
tosses 4 interceptions against Washington but by dumb luck the opposition is
unable to capitalize on those mistakes. Griffin outplays Romo. This is a game
the Cowboys should have lost by at least 21 points, but again dumb luck interferes
when Griffin misses a wide open DeSean Jackson on 3rd down that would have iced
the game. Dallas squeezes past Washington 34-33 by a last second 56-yard field
goal that hits the right upright, but still goes over the crossbar.
Dallas
is at the halfway point of the season at 5-3.
The
defense makes Carson Palmer and the Cardinals look like Dan Fouts leading Air
Coryell in Week 9. Larry Fitzgerald comes within 10 yards of setting the
single-game record of receiving yards in a game. Dallas loses 48-44.
In
London in Week 10, Cowboys get by the Jaguars on a muddy Wembly Stadium field
28-10. Dallas returns to the states and heads into the bye 6-4.
On
Sunday Night Football in Week 12 Eli Manning has his derp game on national
television completing 14 passes on 37 attempts, throwing for 189 yards, and tossing
5 interceptions to very surprised Cowboys cornerbacks who as a defensive unit
are last in turnovers. Dallas wins 30-13. Four days later, the Cowboys upset
division leading Philadelphia 35-31 on Thanksgiving Day to take sole possession
of first place in the NFC East.
Dallas
is at 8-4 heading into the final four games of the season.
People
in Dallas and those who follow the Cowboys in other cities (like yours truly)
are convinced that just maybe… just
MAYBE this team can get over the hump. Maybe they can finally make the playoffs
and make a decent run at an NFC Title Game appearance. After all the last time
Dallas won a Super Bowl it was in Arizona.
The
first game after Thanksgiving is in Chicago on a Thursday Night. The polar
vortex strikes. Temperature at kickoff is 10 degrees and drops to below zero by
game's end. Matt Forte guts the Cowboys defense. Jay Cutler can complete passes
in the cold. Tony Romo can't. Bears win 42-20.
The
next week the Eagles go no huddle in the first half that gasses the Cowboys
defense and puts the Eagles up 24-10 at the half. With 5 minutes to go Romo
tosses a touchdown pass to Jason Witten to bring Dallas within 7. On the next
Eagles offensive drive LeSean McCoy goes up the middle for a 56 yard touchdown
run. Final score: Eagles 45, Cowboys 31.
Leading
up to the Cowboys home finale, Fort Worth Star-Telegram writer Randy Galloway
calls the Cowboys defense soft. He writes that Texas Christian would at least
rank 20th.
The
Cowboys and Colts face off at the Jerry Dome. The Cowboys are fighting for
their postseason lives while the Colts are fighting for the AFC 2-seed.
Dallas
is leading 31-27 with 10 seconds remaining. The Colts have fourth and goal to
go from the Cowboys 4 yard line. Luck is in the shotgun, executes a quarterback
draw
And
is stopped short of the goal line.
Dallas
survives.
Meanwhile,
Chicago has lost two in a row. Dallas is ahead of Chicago for the last playoff
spot. All the Cowboys have to do is win their last game of the season and they
are in the playoffs.
NBC
decides to flex the Bengals at Steelers game for the final Sunday Night as that
game will determine the AFC North crown. Fox puts the Bears at Vikings and Cowboys
at Washington on in the Sunday afternoon slot for Week 17.
Washington
is the middle of another lost season but they are fighting to finish the season
at .500. All the flaws that were known at the start of the season are exposed.
Robert Griffin III shows why he won the Heisman at Baylor. The Dallas defense
can't make a stop.
And
yet… YET… somehow Dallas is still in it.
I
post at about 5:30 PM (MT) on 28 December: "Dallas is down by 5 with two
minutes to go & has two timeouts. Why have I have seen this movie before?
#Week17 #DALvsWSH"
Romo
tosses a game killing pick.
Meanwhile
in Minnesota, the Bears trounce the Vikings 40-13. Chicago is heading to
playoffs. Dallas is not.
And
let the rationalization begin:
Should
have ran the ball more against the Giants, questionable use of timeouts against
the Saints, if Sean Lee didn't get hurt in mini-camp, should of drafted this
player who is on the verge of defensive rookie of the year, well Larry
Fitzgerald is a beast... but to break the single-game receiving yard mark, who
gets the axe, don't see Garrett's name on the list on Black Monday, will Jerry
admit that he doesn't know shit about football (answer: never)
We
all know the answer to the Cowboys' woes for the last 19 years.
It
might take for this franchise to hit rock bottom before there are any changes
that result in a playoff appearance.
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