- Michael Watts
- I served in the US Navy as a Nuclear Propulsion Operator aboard an aircraft carrier from 2002-08. Currently I am a student at the University of North Texas studying math and political science. I engage in political activism with my position as the Texas Young Democrats Veterans Caucus Chair and occasional engagement with issues concerning Women and LGBT Rights. I have a cat and I am an Uncle. All opinions expressed in my blog are my own and do not reflect the views of any organization that I represent.
Wednesday, April 7, 2010
HEAVEN AND HELL
Came to me while watching a soccer game between teams from England and Germany. I remember hearing this joke as a kid.
"Heaven is where the Police are British, the Chefs are French, the Mechanics are German, the Lovers Italian and it's all organized by the Swiss."
"Hell is where the Chefs are British, the mechanics are French, the lovers are Swiss, the Police are German and it's all organized by the Italians."