The
HBO television show "The Newsroom" started with this monologue to
open its program.
The
character, news anchor Will McAvoy portrayed by Jeff Daniels, is asked this
question by a college student:
Can
you say why America is the greatest country in the world?
After
a couple of bland answers, Will McAvoy unleashes this tirade.
It's
not the greatest country in the world, professor, that's my answer.
Sharon,
the NEA is a loser. Yeah, it accounts for a penny out of our paycheck, but he
gets to hit you with it any time he wants. It doesn't cost money, it costs
votes; it costs airtime, and column inches. You know why people don't like
liberals? Because they lose. If liberals are so fucking smart, how come they
lose so goddamn always?
And
with a straight face, you're gonna tell students that America's so
star-spangled awesome, that we're the only ones in the world who have freedom?
Canada
has freedom, Japan has freedom, the UK, France, Italy, Germany, Spain,
Australia, Belgium has freedom. [laughs]
So
207 sovereign states in the world, like a hundred and eighty of them have
freedom.
And
yeah, you, sorority girl.
Just
in case you accidentally wander into a voting booth one day, there's some
things you should know, and one of them is, there's absolutely no evidence to
support the statement that we're the greatest country in the world.
We're
7th in literacy, 27th in math, 22nd in science, 49th in life expectancy, 178th
in infant mortality, 3rd in median household income, number 4 in labor force,
and number 4 in exports.
We
lead the world in only 3 categories: number of incarcerated citizens per
capita, number of adults who believe angels are real, and defense spending,
where we spend more than the next 26 countries combined. 25 of whom are allies.
Now,
none of this is the fault of a 20 year old college student. But you,
nonetheless, are without a doubt a member of the worst-period-generation-period-ever-period.
So
when you ask, "what makes us the greatest country in the world?" I
dunno know what the fuck you're talking about.
Yosemite?
We
sure used to be.
We
stood up for what was right. We fought for moral reasons. We passed laws,
struck down laws for moral reasons.
We
waged wars on poverty, not poor people. We sacrificed, we cared about our
neighbors. We put our money where our mouths were.
And
we never beat our chest.
We
built great big things, made ungodly technological advances, explored the
universe, cured diseases, and we cultivated the world's greatest artists and
the world's greatest economy.
We
reached for the stars, acted like men.
We
aspired to intelligence, we didn't belittle it, it didn't make us feel
inferior.
We
didn't identify ourselves by who we voted for in our last election.
And
we didn't... we didn't scare so easy.
We
were able to be all these things, and to do all these things, because we were
informed. By great men, men who were revered.
First
step in solving any problem is recognizing there is one. America is not the
greatest country in the world anymore.
This
speech is good reminder about what we are now.
Celebrating
our independence and enjoying some cookout and fireworks is the perfect time to
reflect on that we should be striving to be the best country world again.
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