PULL IN DAY: 5 YEARS LATER

Five years ago, the USS Carl Vinson (CVN-70) pulled into Norfolk, VA off of her World Cruise.                                                                                                                            

I was a part of that crew.

DEBATE DE INMIGRACIÓN

En el 29 de octubre de 2009, me habló en un panel con los estudiantes que representaron LULAC de UNT. El tema fue la reforma migratoria.

¿Qué coño....? Un momento por favor.

¡Ah, mi computadora es la escritura en español! Ja, ja, ja, ja…

Me gustaría seguir escribiendo esto en español (un idioma muy bonito y útil para aprender por el camino), pero los gringos no entenderían lo que estoy tratando de expresar aquí. Estoy seguro de que podría escribir esta obra en español, pero... Prefiero no intentarlo.

Vamos a poner de nuevo a la lengua inglés. Dame un momento para hacer los cambios.

Establecer el idioma a inglés

Uno…. Dos…. Tres….

El zorro café rapído saltó por encima de los perros vagos.

Hmmmm… un MAS momento por favor…..

(SMASH! SMASH!)

One…. Two… Three…

The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dogs.

When in doubt, most problems can be solved with a wrench.

A REVIEW OF PRIMARY SEASON (PART 3)

RETURN TO INTRODUCTION

PART 2- NEVADA: THERE IS RIGHT AND THEN THERE IS RIGHT OFF THE HOOVER DAM

SOUTH CAROLINA

TONY HAYWARD: YOU’RE FIRED

Tony Hayward will step down as the CEO of BP on October 1.

A REVIEW OF PRIMARY SEASON (PART 2)

RETURN TO INTRODUCTION

PART 1- RAND PAUL: PWNED

NEVADA: THERE IS RIGHT AND THEN THERE IS RIGHT OFF THE HOOVER DAM

A REVIEW OF PRIMARY SEASON 2010 (PART 1)

RETURN TO INTRODUCTION

RAND PAUL: PWNED

TIM RUSSERT WOULD BE PROUD

Rep. Charlie B. Rangel (D-NY 15) has been charged with several ethics violations by a House committee. 

Despite his long and proud career such as the founding member of the Congressional Black Caucus, it appears that his career may come to a less than favorable conclusion.

OVERREACTION OR THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK?

The twenty-four hour news cycle reported the resignation of USDA Employee Shirley Sherrod based on a speech she gave that had hints of anti-white sentiments.

ANOTHER VICTIM OF DADT

1LT Dan Choi has been officially discharged from the United States Army due to "Don't Ask, Don't Tell (DADT)."

SUPER BOWL SHADOWS FUTURE NFL LABOR PROBLEMS

I penned this piece and sent it to the North Texas Daily before the last Super Bowl. It did not get published in the paper. I guess they prefer to talk about the zombie apocalypse than actual news stories.

GOVERNOR CHICKEN

NAACP v. TEA PARTY

On July 13, the NAACP voted to approve a resolution condemning the racist element in the Tea Party.

The Tea Party was shocked that they were called racist. (REALLY…?!)

Tina Fey Lisa Ann Sarah Palin issued a statement in their defense:

“I am saddened by the NAACP's claim that patriotic Americans who stand up for the United States of America's Constitutional rights are somehow ‘racists.’”- Sarah Palin, Facebook note, reported by Huffington Post

OH GOD… HERE WE GO AGAIN…

Just recently, it was announced that the President will be giving another back to school speech to students.

You know what that means.

Here we go again…

THE CAP IS IN PLACE

HAPPY BIRTHDAY HELMET

Today is the Fifth Birthday of The Helmet.

BP: YOU SUCK AT LIFE

APPROPRIATE ALTERNATE TITLES

BP: YOU STILL SUCK
BP: EPIC FAIL
BP: BEST POLLUTER
BP: @#$**&@#&^?!!!
BP: BASTARD PIGS

AND YET ANOTHER RANT ABOUT LGBT RIGHTS

And you thought that I was through commenting about LGBT Rights?

I CALL IT HOW I SEE IT

Recently there was an article in the magazine Bitch that I would like to comment about. 

What?

That is the name of the magazine: Bitch.

OK, don't believe me, here.

HERE IS A CONCEPT: NOT EVERY WOMAN IS A SIZE 2

THE KAGAN CONFIRMATION HEARING

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE NEXT GOVERNOR OF THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS

INDEPENDENCE DAY 2010

 

TEXAS STATE PARTY PLATFORMS

CANADA DAY 2010