TENGO TRES PREGUNTAS

Now for some brain exercises…


QUESTION 1 
I present to you three couples.

COUPLE A	COUPLE B	COUPLE C
Married for 10 years	Married for 45 years	Married for 5 years
Kids: Three sons	Kids: Six daughters, two sons	Kids: One daughter
San Francisco, CA	Houston, TX	Nashville, TN
Remodeled the kitchen	One spouse is building a windmill	One spouse is an excellent cook
One spouse is a stay-at-home parent	Both are retired; one spouse makes buttons	Both spouses work out of the home
One spouse coaches the little league team	Both spend their Saturday evening reading in bed	Host monthly cooking events among friends
Spent a week exploring the Olympic Peninsula	Took a trip to San Antonio to visit the grandkids	Recently came back from a two-week trip to Europe
One spouse has their masters, the other finishing up their degree	Both spouses have their doctorate	Both spouses have their bachelors; one contemplating returning to school
One spouse is the webmaster for a local organization	Both regularly attend church on Sunday	One spouse is a member of the PTA

Now… which one is the gay couple?

Too difficult?

OK, here is a simpler one.




QUESTION 2 
I am sure my readers are well aware of my two posts about "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" (My Letter, Right To Serve).

Here is a picture of sailors "Manning The Rails."

So, which sailors are the gay ones?

Huh? Tough one there too...


QUESTION 3 
A real thought provoker.

A marriage can be viewed as a contractual agreement between two parties that results in merger, which almost sounds with what takes place when companies merge. With this statement and the observation that Citizens United v. FEC (2010) ruled that corporations are afforded the same legal rights as people when it comes to campaign financing, then does that mean companies have to follow our laws? (cough BP!)

Now Texas has a constitutional amendment banning all marriages same-sex marriage. Since Texas has this stupid moronic dumbass blatantly homophobic Neanderthalic law on the books, does it mean that any company that has merged with another company of the same gender cannot do business as the merged company in this state?