Me
|
Eli
|
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WEEK
10
|
5-9
|
4-10
|
6-8
|
TOTAL
|
91-55
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89-57
|
89-57
|
On
last week’s picks…
So
this week’s must watch games previews have a Simpsons quote attached to them.
MUST WATCH GAMES
Titans at Jaguars
Cowboys at Dolphins
“See,
I told you Krusty would come. Just like I said! He's gonna bring us food, and
water, and smite our enemies!”
Broncos at Bears
“Old
grey mare, she ain’t what she used to be, ain’t what she used to be, ain’t what
she used to be…”
Jets at Texans
"Can
you throw a football? Become a New York Jet. Call 1-800-4NYJETS."
Washington at Panthers
HOMER:
This dinner has to go absolutely perfect if Grimey and me are going to be
friends. (turns to Lisa) Lisa, be perfect.
LISA:
Okay.
HOMER:
(to Marge) Marge. Perfect. (to Bart) Bart. Perfect. (to Maggie) Other kid.
Perfect.
Raiders at Lions/49ers at Seahawks
“Well,
I like the 49ers because they're pure of heart, Seattle because they've got
something to prove, and the Raiders because they always cheat.”
Packers at Vikings
“Come
on Bart! Remember what Vince Lombardi said: If you lose, you're out of the
family!”
Bengals at Cardinals
Bills at Patriots
“Ladies
and gentlemen, we’ve just lost the picture, but uh… what we’ve seen speaks for
itself. The Corvair spacecraft has apparently been taken over – CONQUERED if
you will – by a master race of giant space ants. It is difficult to tell from
this vantage point whether they will consume the captive earth men or merely
enslave them. One thing is for certain: there is no stopping them; the ants
will soon be here.”
“And
I for one welcome our new insect overlords. I’d like to remind them that as
a trusted TV personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in
their underground sugar caves.”
And
now the picks.
Kickoff
times are Mountain Time
Sunday
afternoon games airing in Denver are noted by (DEN)
Picks
are in BOLD
BYE WEEK
Browns,
Giants, Saints, Steelers
THURSDAY
NIGHT, NFL 6PM
Titans
at Jaguars
FOX 11AM
Washington at Panthers (DEN)
Buccaneers
at Eagles
Cowboys at Dolphins
Rams
at Ravens
CBS 11AM
Broncos at Bears (DEN)
Jets at Texans
Colts
at Falcons
Raiders at Lions
FOX 2PM
Packers at Vikings
49ers
at Seahawks
CBS 2PM
Chiefs at Chargers
SUNDAY
NIGHT, NBC 6:30 PM
Bengals
at Cardinals
MONDAY
NIGHT, ESPN 6:30 PM
Bills
at Patriots
LISA:
Can I watch football with you again next Sunday?
HOMER:
Sure! You'll find it gets rid of the unpleasant aftertaste of church.
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