Thursday, November 19, 2015

2015 NFL SEASON: WEEK 11




Me
Eli
WEEK 10
5-9
4-10
 6-8
TOTAL
91-55
89-57
 89-57

On last week’s picks…


So this week’s must watch games previews have a Simpsons quote attached to them.



MUST WATCH GAMES

Titans at Jaguars

Cowboys at Dolphins


“See, I told you Krusty would come. Just like I said! He's gonna bring us food, and water, and smite our enemies!”


Broncos at Bears

“Old grey mare, she ain’t what she used to be, ain’t what she used to be, ain’t what she used to be…”


Jets at Texans
"Can you throw a football? Become a New York Jet. Call 1-800-4NYJETS."


Washington at Panthers
HOMER: This dinner has to go absolutely perfect if Grimey and me are going to be friends. (turns to Lisa) Lisa, be perfect.

LISA: Okay.

HOMER: (to Marge) Marge. Perfect. (to Bart) Bart. Perfect. (to Maggie) Other kid. Perfect.


Raiders at Lions/49ers at Seahawks
“Well, I like the 49ers because they're pure of heart, Seattle because they've got something to prove, and the Raiders because they always cheat.”


Packers at Vikings
“Come on Bart! Remember what Vince Lombardi said: If you lose, you're out of the family!”


Bengals at Cardinals


Bills at Patriots

“Ladies and gentlemen, we’ve just lost the picture, but uh… what we’ve seen speaks for itself. The Corvair spacecraft has apparently been taken over – CONQUERED if you will – by a master race of giant space ants. It is difficult to tell from this vantage point whether they will consume the captive earth men or merely enslave them. One thing is for certain: there is no stopping them; the ants will soon be here.”




And I for one welcome our new insect overlords. I’d like to remind them that as a trusted TV personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves.”






And now the picks.

Kickoff times are Mountain Time
Sunday afternoon games airing in Denver are noted by (DEN)
Picks are in BOLD

BYE WEEK
Browns, Giants, Saints, Steelers

THURSDAY NIGHT, NFL 6PM
Titans at Jaguars


FOX 11AM
Washington at Panthers (DEN)
Buccaneers at Eagles
Cowboys at Dolphins
Rams at Ravens

CBS 11AM
Broncos at Bears (DEN)
Jets at Texans
Colts at Falcons
Raiders at Lions


FOX 2PM
Packers at Vikings
49ers at Seahawks

CBS 2PM
Chiefs at Chargers


SUNDAY NIGHT, NBC 6:30 PM
Bengals at Cardinals


MONDAY NIGHT, ESPN 6:30 PM
Bills at Patriots


LISA: Can I watch football with you again next Sunday?
HOMER: Sure! You'll find it gets rid of the unpleasant aftertaste of church.

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